This movie pits our Hero against Gandhi’s Evil Clone (most likely played by Vin Diesel). The story starts our with our Hero making sweet sweet love to his wife but their beast with two backs maneuvering is cut short when the Hero gets a phone call from the president— some one has cloned Gandhi, but replaced the good parts of his DNA with evil parts… making him one of the most evil geniuses alive and only the Hero can stop him! GEC (Gandhi’s Evil Clone) sets about immediately trying to destroy all of earth, and (if possible) the entire universe. His organization GECADK Inc. (Gandhi’s Evil Clone’s Army of Death and Killing, Incorporated) takes over Canada and Norway before our Hero can hunt down the HQ and start busting things up. After losing control of Canada GEC takes things up a notch by killing our Hero’s wife, but instead of falling to pieces our Hero responds by kickin’ some ass. In the end our Hero battles GEC in hand-to-hand combat and kills him by impaling him on the spinning wheel used to make GEC’s dhoti. Before the movie end our hero is uses the cloning machine to clone his wife, thus showing the world that not all clones are savage killers bent on interplanetary destruction.
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